Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

Originally published in 1994, Politically Correct Bedtime Stories spent more than 60 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller list, eventually occupying the #1 spot for 8 weeks. Also a best seller in Canada and Great Britain, it has been translated into more than 25 languages and adapted numberless times for stage and radio. According to The Times of London: “It is beautiful. It demolishes, in few but elegant words, a dozen kinds of silliness. It is better than I can possibly convey.”

Hardcover UK edition now
available at your favorite
US bookstore.


From Cinderella rejecting unrealistic ideas of feminine beauty, to the Three Little Pigs arming themselves and overthrowing their imperialist wolf oppressors, all right-minded people will feel comfortable reading these enlightened versions to their little pre-adults.

Long out of print in the US, the book is now available in America in its British edition via IPG Books. This new edition contains the long-suppressed waterfowl classic, “The Duckling That Was Judged on Its Persunal Merits and Not on Its Physical Appearance”!


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