“A Master of Modern Satire”

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– The Times of London

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Spitballing Stage Concepts for Alice Cooper 2017 Tour

Video projections of Alice’s liver spots Alice learns to use SnapChat onstage A mean caddy (maybe a Cyclops!?) whistles while Alice lines up a putt During “School’s Out”, a bunch of teenagers treat Alice rudely at the CVS Alice realizes he should’ve kept all his vinyl Dancing car keys taunt Alice while he searches for …