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Your only source for timely baseball doggerel: White Sox Thanks for Danks Dear Lord, we now give thanks That your boy, our John Danks, Is feeling stronger every outing And confident about an Improvement in delivery That’ll sure make batters quivery. We’re grateful that he never quits And seemed unfazed by all those hits He …