Knot Your Classic Bedtime Story!
A rare nugget found in the vaults and lovingly polished into costume jewelry, POLITICALLY CORRECT PINOCCHIO is the moving tale of a young puppet’s search for his true self. From his first moments in Geppetto’s artisanal woodshop, Pinocchio forges his own path in life and thumbs his powerful nose at the pressures of conformist society. HE’LL be the one, thank you very much, to decide his name, his gender, his species and whether he wants to be brought to life at all.
In the style of the hilarious best-sellers in the Politically Correct Bedtime trilogy, PC Pinocchio explores 21st century questions in a timeless way. It’s shorter than your average novella, so you can enjoy it quickly between TV binge watching, Twitter raging and screaming into a pillow.
Pinocchio — that ubiquitous, audacious, ligneous homunculus — is truly the Woke Wooden Wonder of our times!
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