Some “novel legal theories” dictated by a certain sitting president.
- Start introducing myself as the long-lost twin Earl (must be classy name!), then gradually assume the persona.
- Invent a time machine (Call TESLA!) to go to 1937 and push FDR’s wheelchair down the stairs. No FDR, no 22nd Amendment!
- Create a new number – gerf – and decree it shall always be counted between 2 and 3, then run for a gerfian term.
- Scientifically transplant brains with Barron. So amazing, so incredible, everyone will forget about 22nd AND Article 2 Section 1 Clause 5. (Nobody knew there were so many Constitutional clauses! Weird!)
- Get funding for presidential cloning up to speed.
- Create an AI based on my books and speeches and writing and set it loose on the country. Pure distilled me!
- Break, ignore and shit on every other article in the Constitution, so that violating the 22nd seems like the least of the country’s worries. (Hello, armed and billeted CLONES!)
- Run for Speaker of the House (EASY PEASY), then murder the President and the Vice-President (With luck it will be Vance and someone else who knows too much)
- Take the Tesla Time Machine again, back to 1776 in Philadelphia. Insert exceptions into the text of the Constitution for “stable geniuses” who happen to be president. (How could they stop you? All low-IQ individuals – Wharton not founded until 1881!) Pray that Tesla Time Machine doesn’t blow up on way back.
- Announce the Constitution has been misplaced by radical bureaucrats in the National Archives, and until it’s found, no changes allowed. NO TAKEBACKS!
- Leave it to Vlad, like always.