Rupture your hamstring?
It ain’t no thing.
Pitching arm strain?
Could be a gain.
Muscle tear to the groin?
You can still make coin
And skip empty cheering sections,
Playing the Marlins and Cards,
And the risk of infection.
First Bitch
Jealous of “Just Outside” Fauci,
Dollhands got a little bit grouchy
Invented an invite
To throw for the Pinstripes
Proving himself gouty, pouty and mousey.