No, not that horrible Styx song. Just a rabbit hole I climbed down at Baseball Reference. These were printed through the week at Bardball. Hope you enjoy.
MLB All-Sweettooth Team
1B Sean Berry
2B Cookie Rojas
SS Cookie Lavagetto
3B Pie Traynor
LF Candy Maldonado
CF Coco Crisp
RF Taffy Wright
C Rick Sweet
LHP Brownie Foreman, Ed Wineapple
RHP Twink Twining, Bob Lemon
MGR Yogi Berry
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MLB All-Libations Team1B Juice Latham
2B George Creamer
SS Jack Coffey
3B Bobby Wine
LF Gene Rye
CF Brandy Davis
RF Suds Sutherland
C Punch Knoll
LHP Vinegar Bend Mizell
RHP Mark Lemongello, Clarence Beers
Closer Oil Can Boyd
MGR Norm Sherry
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MLB All-Diner Team1B Don Pepper
2B Cookie Lavagetto
SS Chicken Wolf
3B Oyster Burns
LF Cuke Barrows
CF Turkey Stearnes
RF Chili Davis
C Pickles Dillhoefer
LHP Noodles Hahn, Lefty Herring
RHP Herb Hash, Bun Troy
MGR Mayo Smith
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MLB All-Grain-Tuber-and-Legume Team1B Bill Bean
2B Potato Cueto
SS Oats DeMaestri
3B Peanuts Lowrey
LF Zach Wheat
CF Billy Beane
RF Sam Rice
C Yam Yaryan
LHP Beany Jacobson, Peanuts Kantlehner
RHP Lee Wheat, Colter Bean, Goober Zuber
MGR Johnny Oates.
MLB All-Fish Team
1B Sid Bream
2B Chico Salmon
SS Lee Elia
3B Melvin Mora
LF Ralph Garr
CF Mike Trout
RF Kevin Bass
C Carlton Fishk
LHP Steve Trout, Ryan Karp
RHP Dizzy Trout, Mudcat Grant
M Earl Weever