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Clowns KKKick KKK ass!

Artwork by Deane TaylorYou say you don’t like clowns? Well, that puts you in good company, as in THE KLAN!!!!

Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were….

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

Check out the whole story at Asheville Indiemedia.org.

And to all the joeys out there…Keep On Honking!

Via Cynical-C blog.

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A Case for Rex Koko

Sent to me yesterday by DVA:

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) — Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.

The gunman burst into the Circo del Sol de Cali on Monday night and shot the clowns in front of an audience of 20 to 50 people, local police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Reuters.

One of the clowns was killed instantly, and the second died the next day in hospital.

“The killings had nothing to do with the show the victims were performing at the time of the incident,” Henao said in a telephone interview. “We are investigating the motive.”

With an entrance fee of under 50 cents, Circo del Sol de Cali attracts mostly poor Colombians. It pitched its tents in Cucuta, near the border with Venezuela, earlier this month.

“The clowns came out to give their show, and then this guy came out shooting them,” one audience member told local television. “It was terrible.”

Unfortunately, I’ve been unable to confirm if this story is true. It may be just another web hoax designed to make clowns look bad, the types to have underworld connections or paramilitary links. This is NOT true of all clowns, of course, but people will try and spin it as if it is.