So, honestly, which is more degrading, Sarah Palin’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live” or the fact that a porn movie entitled “Nailin’ Palin” has already been produced?
Having only seen one of them, I’d vote for the former. At least there is no subtext in the porno, no attempt at ingratiation, no fake grins, only fake grimaces of unbelievable physical ecstasy. And it is apparent who’s screwing who, at least as far as I know, never having seen the spanking vid, I promise.
Palin’s keepers, apparently, believe that any exposure SHORT of a porno is a good thing. Except of course, holding a press conference or something like that. Who wants to see THAT? A far better idea would be to have her appear on a show that routinely savages her and her “core constituents” (Somehow that sounds like a good porn title too, if esoteric). Put her on the show, have a leering Alec Baldwin turn her into a sex object, let Tina Fey scoot offstage unscathed after spending a month mocking her, and sit at the Weekend Update desk trying to look “down widdit” as Amy Poehler chanted a mundane rap making fun of every bit of Palin’s “real America” biography.
Yep, a great plan. Apparently there’s no such thing as bad exposure.
Or wait. Was she slyly entering the den of the smarty-pants elite, enduring their slings and arrows, and emerging more statesman-like than ever before?
Yeah, THAT must’ve been the master plan. Now the red-meaters can really scream about how she gets no respect, and how NYC isn’t the real America! Watch this week, as Palin turns around and announces that she had a lousy time making fun of her image, that she couldn’t wait to get out of that liberal hell-hole and get back with people who know right from wrong and don’t make jokes about things!! People who have no sense of humor at all! Yew makin’ some kinda joke, boy? Well, that aint the way we do things round here.