Up today on Bardball:
The Ballad of Susan Finkelstein
The girl had “Phillie Fever,
A massive fall attack.
The only cure required her
To lay down on her back.To nab a pair of tickets,
What must a clever girl do?
A “Dirty Utley”? “Around the Lidge”?
A “Hamels Camel” or two?But the cops horned in, and now her pic’s
Been spread across the nation.
Next time, p’raps, she first should try
Some Manuel stimulation.