It’s here it’s here it’s finally HERE!!!!!
Quit your job!
Take off your pants!
Swing from the rafters!
Dress like a cowboy and ride a dog!
Fling some poop!
IT’S NATIONAL MONKEY DAY!!!!!
Tease a fundamentalist!
Go see King Kong!
Order a Monkey Phone Call for your friends!
Masturbate like you mean it!
Buy a million typewriters and call a million of your monkey friends and type the complete works of Shakespeare!
Evolve, for God’s sake!
IT’S NATIONAL MONKEY DAY!!!!!
Image from the Taipei Times.