My first new baseball poem of the year, up today on Bardball:
Zach Grienke’s arm is hinky.
Jake Peavy’s feeling skeevy.
Adam Wainwright’s wing ain’t right.
Rich Harden’s asked for pardon.
Brad Lidge is off a smidge.
That goes ditto for Johnny Cueto.And an inflamed elbow is causing
Pain for Jason Isringhausen.Thank God for March,
So these great apes
Have one less month
To fall out of shape.