The quote above is from White Sox player Jerry Owens, listed in this morning’s Tribune. Below, in no particular order, are the headlines I was considering for this post, which I realized were nowhere near as funny as Owens’ quote, but worth recording just for the exercise:
And that’s how I met your mother.
That’s what SHE said.
Said Gov. Spitzer to begin his press conference.
I don’t want it in my soup either!
Isn’t that an old Tony Bennett number?
Don’t tell me, pal. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline.
If that’s your pick-up line, I think I know where the problem is.
Your additions are welcome.