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For those of you who miss baseball and have been playing boardgames way too long:
1B Ted “Clue” Kluszewski
2B Wally Backgamman
SS Leo Cardenas Against Humanity
3B Howard Battleship
LF Carl Yahtzeestremski
CF Candyland Maldonado
RF Shin-Soo Choo and Ladders
C Ches Crist
RHP Boardwalk Brown, David Riske, Chase De Mahjong
LHP Lefty “Life” Leifield, Marshall Bridges
MGR Luke Apples to Appling
Q is the queer, quaint quiet on the street
U is Ulysses picked up (again)
A is arranging closets clean and neat
R is remembering to put on pants
A is all The Brady Bunch squares in a Zoom meeting
N is that weird neighbor/End Times prepper
T is Tiger King Tiger King (God, please stop!) Tiger King
I is inventing ways to be alone together
N is new recipes for all the beans I’ve bought
E is everything happening again in August (what a thought)
Published this week in the Quarantine Cavalcade, a humor and cartoon substack published and distributed daily by The American Bystander, America’s Best Humor Magazine. To get the Cavalcade in your inbox, go here.