Murder Methods I Hope “The Sopranos” Squeeze in on Their Last Two Shows

1. Popsicle (preferably grape)

2. Braun hand blender (pronounced “Brow-oon” in honor of Brendan’s wife from Season 1)

3. Trombone

4. One of those retractable dog leashes, with a little cockapoo or chihuahua still attached at the end.

5. Tactical nuclear weapon

6. A duck (for closure)