1. What’s with that goofy looking outfield? Is it a penguin sanctuary? A skate park? Some kind of flood control structure?
2. Why are all the fans banging salamis together?
3. How many volts of electricity are they pumping into that Rally Monkey’s rectum to get him to jump up and down like that?
4. What is all that crap on the Angels’ batting helmets? It makes Vladimir Guerrero look like some kind of life-size novelty candle.
5. Speaking of Guerrero, when is he going to show up?