Worst Holiday Movies Ever

I wrote this as part of an interview for the Scranton Times-Tribune. If there are any you’d like to add, please feel free:

“A Christmas Carol”, starring Larry the Cable Guy
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“White Christmas,” starring David Duke
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“A Die Hard Christmas: Yippee-Ky-Yay, Fat Man”
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“A Christopher Hitchens Christmas”
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“Santa Claus Conquers the Infidels”
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“I’ll Be Cloned for Christmas”
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“March of the Lead-Painted Toy Soldiers”
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“Merger on 34th Street”
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“War on Christmas in Connecticut”
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“Hung By His Thumbs by the Chimney with Care: A Guantanamo Christmas”