“My Groin Isn’t Where We Want It to Be”

The quote above is from White Sox player Jerry Owens, listed in this morning’s Tribune. Below, in no particular order, are the headlines I was considering for this post, which I realized were nowhere near as funny as Owens’ quote, but worth recording just for the exercise:

And that’s how I met your mother.

That’s what SHE said.

Said Gov. Spitzer to begin his press conference.

I don’t want it in my soup either!

Isn’t that an old Tony Bennett number?

Don’t tell me, pal. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

If that’s your pick-up line, I think I know where the problem is.

Your additions are welcome.