Congratulations to Barry Bonds, for making liars of all the naysayers who thought his head would explode like an overripe grapefruit before he was snagged in the steroid investigation. To salute him, I present a hastily written, vulgar limerick:
If Barry needed any incitement
To confess, now here’s his indictment.
Else, to prison he’ll go
To be someone’s ho,
Where anal rape’s the daily excitement.
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