Why Do Creationists Hate Monkeys? Part III

The possibility of foundling baskets on their doorsteps.

Da-da!  Da-da!

Note pinned to blanket: “Dear John, I did so enjoy our time together in Borneo when you were on your mission trip. Please take good care of little Benji here. Doesn’t he have your eyes and happy expression? Don’t try to contact me, it would never work out–I’m headed for the tree canopy for good. Love always, Bongo.”